in english class today my teacher asked “what is the definition of poetry” and he called on me and i said “any type of writing that is not prose” and he got very angry because his lesson plan was to have a twenty minute discussion about the definition of poetry and then tell the class the definition was any writing that wasnt prose and apparently i ruined his lesson so he took my talking privileges away
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
i was laughing so hard at this
and then i flipped it over
and i laughed even more
FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:
FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:
(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)
As an oboist in a university orchestra I can confirm that this 102% accurate.
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
I’m gonna play all of themThis guy did not download literally 100 apps for 6 notes
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
It’s all about the murder booties
how the fuck does this have over 600 notes, you all should be ashamed XD
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
Pure Happiness. (x)